Oke tak perlu jawab. Sbb bukan cikgu ko yg ty pun. Pagi ni nak buat entry yg beremosi sket. Wahhh kelass tau. Ha laaaa. Makin ngada2 lah driver dkt mesia nih. Pakai kete tau, bawak kete tau, tp memandu FAILED! Tak lulus ujian bertulis ke hape. Korang rasuah dpt markah 50/50 ke. Eh...skrg ni sume computerized kan. Keeee korang ni rasuah officer JPJ tu. Ehhhhh rasuah is noooo good oke. Berdosa masuk neraka.
Tak tau la nak kata...smp tak terkata2 pun ye gak. I'm speechless oke. Nak jgk ckp omputih kan. Apeee susah sgt ke korang2 ni sume nak guna kan signal tu. Kalau tak tau ape function signal tu, aku bole tolong ajar. Memula signal ni guna tuk ketuk kepala korang. Hahahhaa...ehh betul nih. Memula skali kene hempuk signal tu kat kepala2 diaorg supayaaaaaaaaa later on diaorg ni terus igt ape kegunaannya. Mcm budak kecik baru blaja berjalan la. Memula bertatih mesti jatuh. Tp dari jatuh tu, budak2 ni try jgk bertatih smp tak jatuh. Get it? Simple teori je.
Mari smbg meroyan, most drivers were assume that using a signal was only a small matter. Not really dear. Kalau accident teruk smp mati, then u'll realize it is not just one small matter. You will regret for your entire life. Read : ENTIRE LIFE. They already know the important of using a signal, because people won't create something with no use. Yess they know that. But this kind of people love to keep it rather than use it. Ade org kate, people who bought a BMW/Merc is more incapable than people who only afford for average car. Why? They can't bought that car together with the car signal, because they sale it separately. Buttttt, the average car does. Hahahah shame kan.
Not to mention that, org yg pakai kete BMW/Mercs got a bad attitude while driving. Not really to mark them that way but most of them does. Yg mampu pakai kete biasa2 ni pun kdg berangan tak hagak, kete ko mcm la besar sgt dan assume org lain akan notice all ur movement. Soriiiiiii naik lori laaa. Aku mmg tak akan tolerate perangai org camginih. Ko kete ape ke, kecik besar sume aku pukui rata je. Use ur signal babe. Org akan tau ko nak ke mana. Ni tak....kebanyakkan drivers, dah la ko nak masuk lane tak bg signal, kete blakang tak tau nak agak, bile org block nak marah plak. Stupid tak? Just say yes. Kes ni masuk mahkamah sure aku menang. Satu tak phm function signal, dua blaja undang2 tak pas, tiga lesen bole diragui sbb tak reti dan tak phm asas pemanduan, keempat memandu dgn cara merbahaya dan bole menyebabkan kemalangan. Byk dah tu. Sib baik aku tak layak jadik laywer je nih.
Mmg macam ape je kan kalau jumpe driver yg type B for Bangang nih. Aku yg byk sabar ni pun bile atas jalan terus tukar kulit. Bukan nak jadi selfish, tp cuba nak educate people yg mmg tahap zero knowledge nih. Cara aku mmg agak teruk. Teruk tak teruk jgk laaaa. Tp aku tak bape pandai bajet. Kalau jumpe yg jenih potong Q takde salam, signal ape jadah sume...rapat mmg rapat dah la dgn kete depan. Tapi...kete tu plak jenih bangang2 berlagak pandai mcm ko je yg terrorist...ops silap...terror la kengkunun drive kete. Expect org kasi ko laluan mcm ko menteri sgt kann. Eh ello, menteri pun kadang aku langgar je tau. Tp sbb ade polis...kalau takde arahan aku buat dek jgk. Itu pun ade signal which is polis kan. Ini koooooo, signal ade sihat walafiat tp malang skaliiiii simpan buat pekasam. Lenkali kalau tak nak guna pi jual kati kat bengkel kete. Esok2 polis ty asal tak guna signal, tunjuk la signal takde.
Tak phm betul aku kenapa susahhhhhhhhh sgt nak gunakan signal tu. Bukannyer signal ko tu duduk dkt kaki nak kene julur2. Org2 jenih mcm nih...bile kene eksiden baru nak sedar kot. Aku tgg jgk, kot2 la aku kene kes camni. Eksiden sbb org nak masuk lane tak bg signal, aku plak buat tak phm tanak kasik. Bole bertekak tengah jalan. Bestttt. Kalau eksiden tu kronik...1st thing yg aku nak buat...penampor muka driver tu dulu. Kasi sedor. Bawa kete mesti time tgh berangan/mamai.
Aku pun bape kali jgk nak eksiden. Sbb nyer kecik je. Tak bg signal. Bukan aku yg tak bg signal nyer. Driver lain. Ape ko expect aku bole baca movement ko ke. Igt aku ade sixth sense? Nonsense betullah. Tak tau bileeeee diaorg ni nak sedor diri. Kalau kete blakang ko sebatu lagi ko takyah bg signal pun takpe. Ini 5 jengkal haaa. Mmg takde bacaaaa punyer org. Ni belum aku masuk bab etika. Oke tanak cite dulu.
Eh mcm dah pjg je. Oke2 aku buat closing lah. Tuk driver2 diluar sana, drive safely and be manner in the road.
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